Manbashing
Posted on | December 2, 2004 | No Comments
I am officially ‘hot’
It’s true – I had 3 messages saying so, one from a 20yr old who told me that ‘age is just a number’
Now, do I take this as a bad thing, obviously he thinks it’s a big deal otherwise why make a point of mentioning it? added to which – this is the second lad to ask if I’m interested in younger men.
HELLO?!?!?!
I’m only 28, the fact that I still feel around 17 is neither here nor there.
I actually do feel that maybe a big age gap can be a problem when dating – but not a problem between friends – I have friends who are only 17 and friends who are older than my mum (not that I’m saying you’re old mum *grin*) it’s only when you start getting intimate that the age difference comes into play.
Things that you can brush off from a friend can get right under your skin with a partner – you can put some distance between you and a friend without it being a major issue, you both have busy lives and you can pick up where you left off – sexual relationships rarely work like that, distance is seen as a BAD thing.
Another point where age can be an issue… it’s nice to be able to relate back to childhood things – even if its something as daft as a kids cartoon, if they don’t remember one that you used to love, but loved one that your kid brother used to think was brilliant yet annoyed the hell out of you, well… little cracks can turn into gaping chasms with very little warning is all I’m saying.
lol you can always tell when me and J have been chatting – manbashing all the way.
We were supposed to be heading to Liverpool for a mental night on saturday, but the sheer expense of travelling etc combined with the unsavoury possibility of having to share a bed/ floorspace with eight or nine other total strangers has kinda soured us on the idea.
So we’re going out in Preston instead.
She however is not impressed with her ‘dates’ umming and ahhing about it.
See, they claim that women are the compliacted ones… It’s a lie. We’ve been duped for centuries into believing this. We are not complicated at all. We just want to be comfortable and be shown a little affection (ok – a LOT of affection)
Men..? who knows, these days its not as simple as ‘guys just want sex and they’re happy’ it’s not true.
O.k, they are certainly happier if they’re getting some, but most guys these days … they’ll play the macho card and then try and talk you into being with them and eventually doing the ankle biter thing… it gets messy.
Even trying to organise a night out with guys is a nightmare, why do men faff so much?! It’s one extreme to the other, they can never commit to plans – or if they do they have to call a few hours/ days later to change them… commitment in a relationship sense, yes, no problem – commitment to a particular course of action within that relationship..? not hapnin’ – even when it’s plans they’ve made.
LOL like I said, manbashing.
Sorry guys, get a couple of lasses together and thats what happens – we can’t live with ya, but we get imprisoned if we try to shoot or castrate ya. Go figure…
We also had the oral sex conversation.
general consensus, nuh-uh. men are nuts. lesbians even more so…
And J says I’m sadistic cow with psychotic tendancies… so there ya have it – a reference from one who knows me fairly well – I’d ask Claire and Chris to defend me but I have a sinking feeling that the maniacal laughter I can hear in the back of my head is them 2 trying to think of truthful ways of doing this…
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