Sean’s just told me about ‘Jump day’ I’ll share that with you in a minute but first I have to gush about the film I just watched.

Prelude to a kiss.
It’s the most romantic film I have ever watched in my life! And trust me – I watch a LOT of chick flicks.
The acting is phenomenal, which is saying a lot considering I’m not usually a Meg Ryan fan (actually she kinda sucked a bit) but the old guy… WOW!
He became Rita, you could see the change occur in him, Meg just looked confused and upset – No big stretch for her, she’s got 3 expressions: Manically happy, depressed or confused.
Master Baldwin… Well – Lets just say, if I were dating him I’d be suspicious of his declarations of love after seeing that film, you believed he loved her – which is what made it work so well.
The most romantic thing in the world is seeing people who truly love.
It’s also one of the most depressing because you always feel as if they have something you will never know.
C’mon, who loves someone and knows them so well that they would recognise that person in another body?!
Much as I’d like to say I would, I’d be lying.

You never truly know anyone. If you did, there’d be a lot less misery in the world methinks. Anyway, the film didn’t make me cry at any point (unusual since that’s usually how I decide whether it’s a good chick flick or not) but it did leave me with a sense of longing.
Sean of course slated it – pig that he is. I told him to shut up and proceeded to do the *holds hand up* “NU… Shhh… Not a word! Stop. Right. There. Leave it….” Until he subsided and went to look up interesting stuff to make me chuckle.

Which is where ‘World Jump day‘ comes in – I pissed myself laughing as he attempted to describe it to me.
Picture it the way my twisted little mind works (should be easy since I know only a deviant will have read this far) at a certain time on a certain day, everyone in the world should ‘jump’ so that the earth changes orbit, that way we can correct the global warming phenomena caused by us in the first place.

So…
What I’m thinking (stick with me here) is that we use the word ‘jump’ as a euphemism for really energetic physically demanding sex (like that’s never been done before…) That way, you can turn to your partner and seriously enquire as to whether the earth moved for them.

If we take this seriously though – they say they need 600,000,000 jumpers. They don’t say what the spread is though. What if they get that amount of people taking it seriously – but they don’t live in the required spots? Surely for it to work they’d need X amount of people on each continent at the specified times, lets face it 1 person in England won’t be too great if 599,999,999 people jump in South America. It could make things worse.
Just a thought.

Oh and for any keen gardeners (I thought you may like this one honey) Sean has also shown me this.
We are so going for a visit, at least there’s no knives or swords involved in this one…