..and a glass of white wine for the lady
Posted on | March 21, 2005 | No Comments
I watched Tv the other night – not a strange or unusual thing in itself – what was unusual was the sheer volume of outright belly laughter issuing forth upon watching ‘An audience with Al Murray’.
Serious, the dude had us in stitches – and I’ve been unable to get the national anthem out of my head ever since either (small price to pay methinks…)
Just a couple of snippets for you (please bear in mind this is from memory, I can’t be arsed searching for a transcript – assuming one exists)
“…Then there’s Canada – do you know, there’s some people living Montreal way who believe they’re actually french? They’re not, they’re Canadian – they just happen to live somewhere shit so it’s a reflex action on their part”
“…Americans are great – they live the dream.
See, in this country – we don’t have a dream, No, In Great Britain, there is no dream – you know why we have no dream here – It’s because we’re AWAKE!”“I’m all for equality in the work place – that’s why I let my female emplyees work as much overtime as they like so they get a chance to earn as much as the men”
And so on and so forth – politically correct? No.
Funny as fuck? YES YES YES.
*wipes a tear away*
For the first time I can remember I was actually proud to be British. Which is kinda disturbing…
God bless Comedians.
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