My housemate (as previously mentioned many times before) is a filthy animal, I’m beginning to think this may just be a mark of some form of genius…
He’s planning on disappearing into some place a 2 day donkey trek outside civilization to watch a bunch of Howler monkeys for several months or more, this is the type of blog entry he’s promised he’d make about this experience:
Today I saw a Mighty Dancing Aphid emerge from its cocoon. I sat there in awe as its majestic, two foot long beak emerged from the casing, followed by a long cylindrical head covered with shards of luminous blue exo-skeleton… It took its first steps into a new life right in front of my eyes and I swear, I never even thought I could see something as beautiful as this…
Then the bastard bit me. The doctors tell me I can either have my genitals removed or they’ll rot off on their own and I’ll die. I’m still not sure…
*giggles and claps hands delightedly*
Just watched Futurama with Said filthy beastie and the following exchange prompted an interesting thought…
Leela: you don’t need a statue for people to remember you
Bender: I don’t?
Me: I do!
Sean looked up and said “But it wouldn’t need to be one big statue – it could just be lots of tiny little ones… Picture it – in a thousand years, archaeologists come across these things scattered everywhere, worldwide. They’d think you were worshipped as a goddess. I was going to do something like that myself…”
Now I just need a suitable design and someone to make ‘em – who’d want a Vee-Kee statuette?
…More importantly – who’d sign up to the cult? I think it’d take a little more evidence than a few me replicas for future archaeologists to believe in a Vee-Kee cult.
Lets see – my commandments are simple. (worship me, have fun, don’t hurt anyone, be nice to everyone you meet) I’m a truly ace individual with many goddess-like qualities, I work in mysterious ways – Ways so mysterious, not even I know them.
Yup – this could work… I’m beginning to think I dismissed Sean’s cult idea in error, but still – almost a year to the day of first mentioning it on my blog, I am ready to embrace this plan.
Go forth my lovelies and spread the word – the time of the VEE-KEE is nigh!