You’ve gotta laugh really, I clicked on a twitter link and was directed to woot.com. The item on display was the black and decker scumbuster 2 piece set:
Now, I clicked on the link expecting a humorous site – and the first thing to register with me was the word ‘scumbuster’ I saw the above image and just flashed back to Mr Miyagi telling a young lad to ‘wax on wax off’ followed by mental imagery of chavs littering the streets in a bleeding groaning mess – apologising profusely for any criminal or anti-social behaviour.
So of course I laughed uproarously and continued to read the rest of the page.
I was quite disappointed to realise this is a product for the removal of built up scum (in the dirt sense of the word)
I liked my idea much better.